The free speech Charlie Kirk died for
Gentle reader:
Many of you email regularly and ask "who are you," or "why do you write?" In the sadness of Charlie Kirk's passing, we address these questions. Maybe not how some of you would prefer, but we do nonetheless.
Fwd: The corner with no exit
Gentle reader:
You have heard of painting yourself into a corner, right? Sure you have. The image in your mind at this moment is of a person trapped by their own poor painting strategy. Or perhaps you are picturing an action figure. If you aren't, you're about to, for two reasons.
Fwd: Cinemax After Dark
Gentle Reader:
With the help of communist Che Guevara, Fidel Castro and his brother Raul led a bloody revolution against the Batista government.
Fundraising, Limo Rides, MicMic, and Wind Turbines
Gentle reader:
With Ferlin not posting for nearly a month, and us keeping true to our promise of fewer emails, you have been without content for a while. Well, let's write some for you. Away we go...
Since we were mentioned yesterday...
Gentle reader:
In the Chickasaw Warrior Council House, it is not uncommon for us to sing songs about our ancestors, including the party leaders and elders that went before us.
A Linda Murphy Without a Country
Gentle Reader:
Kind of a quick one here, but it's worth the read. Here we go.
Our prophecy continues
Gentle reader:
Nearly one year ago (May 7, 2024), we published our prophecy. We actually published it on January 22, 2024, but it was republished a year ago. We republish it here for your consideration:
State Convention Bingo
Gentle Reader:
It's State Convention Time! WE WILL
be there sitting right next to Mellissa Remmington (or whatever her real name is)(We know her real name) so you might suspect that we'd say hello to everyone. We plan to not cast votes for anything this weekend, but are just going for the entertainment of it all!
Melissa Remmington
Gentle Reader:
We understand that some of you have missed us. Some have asked why we didn't write about the Oklahoma County Convention. Some of you wanted us to chime in on state convention. Or the candidates. Or the FEC fine. Or this or that. Sorry, not sorry. We've been watching Ferlin Kearns videos while smoking peyote in our mountain retreat. This is the way. Shall we get started with the entertainment?
Audio of Karin Hardin's Secret Meeting
Gentle readers:
Karin Hardin is a self-proclaimed expert on OKGOP rules. She's also been on the news and claimed inaccurate things, but that's beside the point. The audio is long, but enjoy listening to it if that's your thing.
Happy Saint Valentine's Day!
Gentle readers:
Today in the Catholic Church, Lutheran Church, and the Church of England is the feast day of Saint Valentine. Oddly, there are actually TWO Saint Valentines that are celebrated today: Valentine of Rome (martyred in 269), and Valentine of Terni (martyred in 271).
Populism leads to bureaucracy
Gentle reader:
We really don't know
where to start. Really, we don't. In part because we feel like we've addressed the issue voluminously with you all, yet here we are.
Just a few questions
Dearest Leader Wayne:
Thank you so much for giving us so much content during our time writing. Our readers appreciate it.
Winston "The Wolf" Wolf
Gentle reader:
First thing this morning we woke up to the weekly OCPAC email. The subject line of the email was, "Has God Endorsed a President?" That's a very bold statement. It reminded us of Harvey Keitel.
