Gentle readers:

Today in the Catholic Church, Lutheran Church, and the Church of England is the feast day of Saint Valentine. Oddly, there are actually TWO Saint Valentines that are celebrated today: Valentine of Rome (martyred in 269), and Valentine of Terni (martyred in 271).

Gentle reader:

There has been a lot of conversation going around about application of the Bible in classrooms. Unsurprisingly, we decided to put our own thoughts in the mix.

Dearest Leader Wayne:

Thank you so much for giving us so much content during our time writing. Our readers appreciate it. 

Gentle reader:

First thing this morning we woke up to the weekly OCPAC email. The subject line of the email was, "Has God Endorsed a President?" That's a very bold statement. It reminded us of Harvey Keitel.

Gentle reader:

When James Mountain Inhofe registered to vote in Marshall County at the age of 18, he was one of three registered Republicans in the county.

Gentle reader:

Do you remember those motivational posters in the 90's? They would have a photo on them, a word like "success," then a brief motivational sentence under the word.

Gentle reader,

The election has happened. Let's start out talking about a few particular races rather than go through everything that happened:

Gentle reader,

-We had this in the can for tomorrow, but additional things have come up that we will write about separately, and wanted you to have this important news-

Gentle reader:

Have you ever studied conspiracy theories? Not, as an example, doing your research on how Kennedy died, or the chemtrails coming from Dear Leader Wayne Hill's mouth.

Gentle reader:

Happy Mother's Day to the mothers out there. BUT something needs to be said here: too many of you take this Hallmark holiday WAY too far.

Gentle reader:

There are no truer words than those of our 8th grade U.S. History teacher, Mr. H. He kept a large white notepad on the blackboard where he had written in black letters, "If you do what you did, you get what you got." Think about those words.

Oh, boy, gentle reader,

We don't really know where to start with this one. About a week ago we received the delegate list for the RNC Convention.

Gentle reader:

We have attached two of the four affidavits in the Cimarron County dispute for your unbiased consideration.